Comments on: #70 Lose Those Unwanted Chunks http://americanhell.com/index.php/70-lose-those-unwanted-chunks/ Love Gone Wrong, Technology Gone Too Far Tue, 07 Feb 2012 17:26:57 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 By: John Cav http://americanhell.com/index.php/70-lose-those-unwanted-chunks/#comment-4535 John Cav Mon, 02 Jul 2007 22:28:41 +0000 http://americanhell.com/index.php/70-lose-those-unwanted-chunks/#comment-4535 Glad to be of service once more man. Kim, fantastic joke. Huzzah! Glad to be of service once more man.

Kim, fantastic joke. Huzzah!

]]> By: Kim Ayres http://americanhell.com/index.php/70-lose-those-unwanted-chunks/#comment-4530 Kim Ayres Mon, 02 Jul 2007 12:27:31 +0000 http://americanhell.com/index.php/70-lose-those-unwanted-chunks/#comment-4530 Whenever I see the word "Chunks" it reminds me of theold joke about 3 drunk women: Three women had a very late night drinking. They left in the early morning hours and went home their separate ways. The next day, they all met and compared notes about who was drunker the night before. The first girl claims that she was the drunkest, saying, "I drove straight home and walked into the house. As soon as I got through the door I blew chunks for 10 minutes." The second said, "You think that was drunk? Hell, I got into my car and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw. I don't even have insurance!" The third proclaimed, "Damn, I was the drunkest by far. When I got home,I got into a big fight with my husband, knocked a candle over, and burned the whole f*cking house down!" The room was silent for a moment. Then, the first girl spoke out again, "Listen girls, I don't think you understand... ...Chunks is my dog." Whenever I see the word “Chunks” it reminds me of theold joke about 3 drunk women:

Three women had a very late night drinking. They left in the early morning hours and went home their separate ways. The next day, they all met and compared notes about who was drunker the night before.

The first girl claims that she was the drunkest, saying, “I drove straight home and walked into the house. As soon as I got through the door I blew chunks for 10 minutes.”

The second said, “You think that was drunk? Hell, I got into my car and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw. I don’t even have insurance!”

The third proclaimed, “Damn, I was the drunkest by far. When I got home,I got into a big fight with my husband, knocked a candle over, and burned the whole f*cking house down!”

The room was silent for a moment. Then, the first girl spoke out again, “Listen girls, I don’t think you understand…

…Chunks is my dog.”

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